Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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The WPGA tour

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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