- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock!? . . No.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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