- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

call me maybe.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

kieran is a homosexual

Tilt your screen back .

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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