why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

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