- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Women's Rights

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Womens rights

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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