- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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