- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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