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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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