-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Roses are red.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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