a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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The WPGA tour

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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