- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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