- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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