What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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I'm hungry.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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