- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Black people.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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