Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

go F*** yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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