CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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