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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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