- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Wolfjob.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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