- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

read this sentence again.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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