- Anti Joke

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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