- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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