Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

KILL WHITEY

Penis

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

A: Do you like it B: No

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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