What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Whats 1+1? window!

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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