Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Whats 1+1? window!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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