- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Women drivers...

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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