- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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