- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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