Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What? Huh?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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