- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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