Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Hello.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

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