Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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