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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

dat shoe shine tho

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Knock knock Go away

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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