- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Good job, son.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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