- Anti Joke

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.