- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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