A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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