Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Beka has AIDS

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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