- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

what smells like tuna? my underwear

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Who's on first? Garvey.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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