What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Abortion

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Anti Joke

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