- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Hello.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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