- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Racial equality.

that wall over there ->

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

I C U P White stuff

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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