Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A storm be brewin!

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What comes after 69? 70

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How do you make a car? You build it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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