- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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