Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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knock,knock you suck

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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