Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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