So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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eat a hot dog

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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