- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like that, but why am I happy?

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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