A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

wanna here a joke? you.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Caramel Boing.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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