- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

SUCK MY NUTS

Mogok Papiti.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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