- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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