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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

I like that, but why am I happy?

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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