- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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