A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Neither did she.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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