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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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