- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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