- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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