- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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