- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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