Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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