why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What's red and funny? The holocaust

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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