- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

i like it in the mouth

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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