Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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