Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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