Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Women's professional sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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