- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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