- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??