Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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