- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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