- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A man died.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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