- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

THe Election

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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