- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Where's the soap?

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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