Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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