- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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