- Anti Joke

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.