- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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