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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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