- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Feminism.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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