- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What black and has children A black man

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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