- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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