What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

if got a joke if fogot it

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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