- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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