- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Fine, ladies first.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

united we sit, cause we're fat

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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