- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

I'm HIV positive.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

don't just stand there

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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