Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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