- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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