- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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