What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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FUCK YOU

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Anyone can post anything.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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I love alchohol!

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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