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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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