- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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