- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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