why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

The cream, it is coming

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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