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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What's red and has wheels? A red car

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What black and has children A black man

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Jeff

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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