- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's stupid a light bulb.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Death by kayak

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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