One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Penis

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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tommy is retared

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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