Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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