- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is square and grey? A grey square.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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