Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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