PIED NINNY!

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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