- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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