A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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