- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

In soviet Russia...things are different

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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