What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

a chinese man pays the full price

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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