What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...