- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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