add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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