Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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