What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Im gay What about you

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Yo Mama just died.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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