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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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