- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Black people in Camden NJ.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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