Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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