- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

The child was fired from his job.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

who is really lanky? james cornish

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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