Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Jeff

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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