- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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