- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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