when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Women's Rights

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Your mam is so fat.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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