Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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your no better than a cockroach

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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