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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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