- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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