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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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