- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Antijokes...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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